Ah, fall. That time of year when the leaves turn gold, the air gets crisp, and pumpkin spice invades everything from lattes to dog treats. But while the world prepares for cozy sweater weather, my internal thermostat has a mind…
Listen, I don’t know when it happened, but at some point, the youth took over the internet and left the rest of us sitting here, scrolling through TikTok videos like we’ve just stumbled into a foreign country without a passport…
Ah, the age-old dilemma of the middle-aged man: They see something broken, their pride kicks in, and they tell you and themselves, “I can fix this.” Maybe it’s the leaky faucet, the janky lawnmower, or that ancient TV remote he…
Ladies, gather ‘round because I’ve got some tea to spill—and it’s not just about fashion; it’s about comfort, support, and, yes, how these leggings make your booty look better than ever (trust me, my husband has very strong opinions on…
Hold onto your spatulas, folks! The fast food gods have smiled upon us because Wendy’s has done the unthinkable: they’re honoring SpongeBob SquarePants’ 25th birthday by rolling out a Krabby Patty Meal! Yes, you read that right. SpongeBob has been…
Let’s be honest, International Coffee Day should really be called Every Day of My Life, because who among us can function without coffee? If you’re reading this and don’t drink coffee, I’m convinced you’re either an alien or a superhero.…
Listen, if you’re reading this and you didn’t know that today is Taco Day, stop what you’re doing immediately, drop that sad sandwich, and go grab yourself some tortillas filled with joy! Because, as a taco-loving mom, I’m here to…
When I heard the news that Frank Fritz, the beloved co-host of American Pickers, had passed away at age 60, I did what any die-hard fan wou,ld do. I sat on my couch, sipped my coffee, and pretended like I…
There’s nothing more infuriating, more maddening, more soul-sucking than dealing with people who just. don’t. listen. I’m talking about the folks who you swear have selective hearing when you’re trying to get even the simplest thing done. You know the…
Ah, adulthood. That magical phase of life where we were told we’d have freedom, independence, and, most importantly, the ability to eat ice cream for dinner if we wanted. But what they didn’t tell us is that with all that…
