Why Pineapples Are Secretly Plotting World Domination (And Other Fruit Conspiracies)

The post humorously suggests that pineapples are plotting world domination, cleverly infiltrating various foods and lifestyles while flaunting their status with a crown. Other fruits like avocados, bananas, and oranges are depicted as either allies or minions in this conspiracy. I urged vigilance against these seemingly innocent fruits, calling for a culinary rebellion.