Bittersweet and Unapologetic

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Describe your dream chocolate bar.

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If my dream chocolate bar were a person, she’d have contour sharper than your ex’s lies and heels high enough to make your childhood trauma flinch. She wouldn’t just melt in your mouth—she’d leave you questioning your life choices while whispering, “good.”

Let’s get one thing straight: I don’t do milk chocolate.

I want my chocolate like I want my eyeliner—dark, rich, and intense enough to make my enemies nervous.

Think 85% cacao minimum, with that decadent bitterness that doesn’t need your approval. Sweetness is for Hallmark cards and men who apologize too much. Give me flavor with backbone.

But this isn’t just any dark chocolate bar. No, darling—this is Voguegenics-worthy. We’re talking a bar that’s:

• Infused with adaptogens like ashwagandha to keep your cortisol as chill as your iced latte
• Spiked with collagen peptides because aging gracefully is cute, but glowing like a vampire who moisturizes is the goal
• Dusted with edible rose gold shimmer—because why the hell not?

And the packaging? Matte black with velvet embossing. Opening it would feel like unwrapping forbidden desire in a corset. One bite, and you’re not just snacking—you’re stepping into your power. Forget emotional eating. This is empowered consumption.

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In a world full of basic bars, I want mine to come with a warning label:

May cause an existential glow-up.

Dorey Duncan Scott Senior Litigation Paralegal

Hi! I’m Dorey Duncan Scott, a mother of three, wife and fashion entrepreneur. I started my career in fashion back in the early 90’s when I did print, still and runway modeling. I studied Fashion Merchandising, Music Business and Marketing, while also obtaining certificates in such industry-necessary areas such as make-up, styling and runway choreography. In addition, I had work as a spokesmodel for several brands, appearing in print and in person. As a former model, turned senior litigation paralegal, artist manager and on-air personality with a passion for fashion, beauty, and personal development, I bring a unique combination of style, strategic thinking, and legal expertise to my work. My years navigating the legal world have sharpened my attention to detail, while my experience and passion for fashion, beauty, and personal development drives my desire to help others feel empowered and help them in their journey toward self-empowerment. My experience in the fashion world has taught me the power of confidence. 

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