There are days when you’re thriving.
There are days when you’re surviving.
And then there are days when the only thing between you and a full-blown breakdown is a perfectly timed compliment and a croissant.
This post is about those things.
Not the deep, meaningful, life-altering rituals (we love those too).
But the petty, glittery, ridiculous, or oddly specific things currently holding me together with the emotional equivalent of double-sided tape.
🕶️ Exhibit A: Sunglasses Indoors
Yes, I wore them.
No, I didn’t take them off.
If Beyoncé can do it on a yacht, I can do it at the gas station when my soul isn’t ready to make eye contact with reality.
💅 Exhibit B: Applying Lip Gloss with Main Character Energy
Do I need it? Yes.
Do I reapply it after emotionally turbulent text messages? Also yes.
It’s not just hydration—it’s resilience with a wand applicator.
💳 Exhibit C: Adding Items to My Cart and Then Not Buying Them
A psychological coping mechanism. A moodboard in motion.
It’s retail therapy, but make it recession-friendly.
🕯️ Exhibit D: Lighting a Candle Like It’s a Personality Trait
Mood: “I can’t control my life but I can make this room smell like I have it together.”
Bonus points if it has a mysterious name like Library Dust or Moon-Fed Peony.
☕ Exhibit E: Romanticizing My Latte Like I’m in a Mont Blanc Commercial
Steam curls. Ceramic clinks. A sigh.
It’s not just caffeine—it’s cinema.
I may be crying inside, but externally? I’m thriving in sepia tones.
📝 Exhibit F: Making To-Do Lists That Say “Make To-Do List”
Because checking things off is satisfying, even if the only thing I accomplished was writing down the intention to accomplish.
🎭 Exhibit G: Saying “I’m Fine” in Four Languages and One Sarcastic Eye Roll
Fine. C’est la vie. Todo bien. It’s whatever.I’m totally okay but if one more thing goes wrong, I will be performing interpretive dance in the grocery store.
👠 Exhibit H: Power Walking Like the Sidewalk Is a Runway
Walking to the mailbox? Strut.
Walking around the house barefoot? Glide.
Walking away from other people’s nonsense? Stomp in grace.
These little things might not save the world.
But today?
They saved me from snapping. And honestly? That’s enough.
What ridiculous little rituals are keeping you from launching into the stratosphere right now?
Share them. Or keep them secret and fabulous.
Either way—you’re doing amazing, sweetie.
And your lip gloss looks perfect.
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