Let me be very clear: I do not want to retire quietly. I want to retire like I just wrapped my final runway walk—head high, heels on, and preferably with a standing ovation. Or at least a decent espresso in my hand and no notifications on my phone.
Retirement, for me, isn’t just an endpoint. It’s a curated exit. A Voguegenics Glow-Out™.
Some dream of golf carts and gated communities. That’s adorable. But I want a cozy, gothic-modern cottage she-shed nestled somewhere on my property, green and moody, with stained glass windows, a little overgrown herb garden, and enough time to write, paint, and say “no” without guilt. Think: Morticia Addams meets Diane Keaton in Something’s Gotta Give. Someplace where I can decorate and go to exist for a while, uninterrupted without compromise.
And while we’re at it, I want to retire with my health intact, my finances stable, and my closet still dangerous. I’m definitely not hanging up my style just because I’m hanging up the 9-to-5.
I want to pour into my grandbabies (if I have them), into my community always, and into lattes with zero urgency. I want to take midday naps without explaining myself. I want to be that older woman at the farmer’s market giving unsolicited skincare advice and still somehow being right about everything. Because, of course, I will be.
I want to retire with peace in my home and peace in my bones. But I also want a little sparkle. OK, maybe a lot of sparkle. A little chaos I choose. A soft life that still has volume.
And if Voguegenics has anything to say about it, I’ll still be writing, still sharing, and still reminding everyone that glow-ups are timeless.
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