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Author: Dorey Duncan Scott
Johnny Appleseed Day: The Legend, The Myth, The Man Who Really Loved Apples
On this Johnny Appleseed Day, grab an apple (or a cider, if you’re feeling festive), take a barefoot walk in the grass (if you’re brave), and reflect on the man who believed in a future filled with orchards, cider, and maybe just a little bit of weirdness. Read more
Adulting Fails: The Comedy of Everyday Tasks
So here’s the thing: adulthood might not be what we expected, but it’s filled with moments that are downright hilarious. Read more
The Gravy Chronicles: A Chicken Adventure Gone Awry
Like a knight on a quest for the Holy Grail of mashed potatoes, he placed his order: “A chicken sandwich with mayo only and a fried chicken dinner, with mashed potatoes, NO GRAVY.” Clear as day, right? But somehow, in the time it took him to circle around to the pickup window, this simple order… Read more
The Great “I’m Not a Morning Person” Debate: Are We Just Nocturnal House Cats in Disguise?
Here’s to all the fellow night owls out there! Let’s unite in our quest for sleep and snacks, knowing that the world will keep spinning, even if we’re still cozied up in bed when the sun rises. Read more
It’s National Quesadilla Day 2024: Let’s Get Cheesy!
September 25th—mark your calendars, because today we celebrate National Quesadilla Day! The most important day of the year, clearly. While some holidays are all about family, love, and togetherness, this one’s about what truly matters: cheese, tortillas, and unapologetic gooey goodness. Let’s talk about how this culinary masterpiece has transcended mere snack status and become… Read more
More Hilarious Daughter’s Day Ideas for the Whole Family
Embrace the chaos, indulge in the weirdness, and make it a day neither of you will ever forget (or, at least, a day she’ll bring up in therapy someday). Now, go out there and celebrate your one-of-a-kind, always-sassy, sometimes-frustrating, but absolutely irreplaceable daughter! Read more
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Productive Procrastinator (Yes, It’s Possible)
Procrastination: the thing we all do, but never want to admit. We tell ourselves, “I’ll start tomorrow,” and before we know it, we’ve deep-cleaned the entire house but haven’t touched that report due in 3 hours. But what if I told you… procrastination could be productive? That’s right. In this post, I’m here to help… Read more
Daughters Day 2024: The Ultimate Guide to Celebrating Your Mini-Me Like the Queen She Is! 👑
Ah, Daughters Day. That magical time of year when we get to celebrate the pint-sized humans who simultaneously own our hearts and our wallets. You know, the ones who effortlessly flip between demanding snacks, stealing your shoes, and serving you unsolicited life advice like, “Maybe you should just chill, Mom.” And to that, I say,… Read more
Why Fiori’s Pizza in Pittsburgh Reigns Supreme
I’m not one to get hyperbolic, but let me just start by saying that Fiori’s Pizza in Pittsburgh is nothing short of life-altering. You know how some people travel across continents for spiritual journeys? Others might hike mountains or meditate in silence for days. Well, all of those people could have just saved their money… Read more
Quirky Words Ctd: 30 More Hidden Gems of English
Because “beef-witted” sounds WAY cooler than “dumb,” don’t you think? If you thought you were done after the last 30 ancient words, oh no, my friend—there’s a treasure trove of long-lost words just waiting to be sprinkled into your vocabulary. Get ready for 30 more jaw-dropping, side-splitting, utterly ridiculous words that you’ll want to work… Read more
